How many letters in the surname of the student Obama selected to introduce him, Tim Spicer? Six. How many words in the name of the place he was talking from, "Wakefield High School In Arlington Virginia." Six. How many letters in the word "school"? SIX!!
That’s right, I’m here to announce I’ve uncovered the secret message hidden within Barack Obama’s speech to school children yesterday. Underlying all the apparently smooth sounding words about personal responsibility and your duty to your country was lurking a subtext that, mark my words, will within a few years have produced a Sovietized army of Obama troops addicted to fluoridated water and ready to establish a dictatorial state in what will become known as the United States of Obama.
Just think about some of the things he said for a moment. “It’s understandable if you’re a little nervous.” A classic psychological technique to use personal anxieties to penetrate to the core of an individual’s identity before implanting the secret message. “You could have stayed in bed just a little bit longer this morning.” Suggesting that the message he is about to implant will activate while your children are asleep. “At 4:30 in the morning.” The exact time when the mechanism will kick in!
Now look at the following sentences. They appear separately, but through the careful use of subliminal noises generated by the president's epiglottis and the power of x-rays sent out by the autocue, they combine to make a single message. “I have something important to discuss with you... fulfil your responsibilities ... nothing less than the future of our country.” Readied, the students prepare to receive their instructions. “CANCER AND AIDS!” “CRIME AND DISCRIMINATION!” “A TURN FOR THE WORSE!!”
That’s right, the President is preparing to unleash a wave of criminal disorder by indoctrinating the minds of America’s young people so that they rise up in the middle of the night and head out to rape and pillage and steal. “Maybe you live in a neighborhood where you don’t feel safe,” he suggests to the students. Maybe you should create one, more like! “Or have friends who are pressuring you to do things you know aren’t right.” One big friend living on Pennsylvania Avenue, more like.
Do you need more evidence? Just look at the names of the exemplary students he mentioned. Jazmin – six letters. Andoni – six letters. Shantell – six letters. (In the ancient Sumerian script, you see, “SHA” is rendered as a single letter, making six.)
“(You can’t) LET YOUR FAILURES DEFINE YOU,” Obama ordered, slyly. “Find an adult that you trust.” And “(don’t) GIVE UP ON YOUR COUNTRY.”
Those parents were right. When the president extolls them to work hard, the only patriotic response is to resist. Fail! And fail as well as you can. Fight Washington's elites! When Obama speaks to students about the importance of attending class, the only option is to stay home. When he talks about how you need to do your homework, there’s only one option. Feed it to the dog.
Go on. Do it for your country.
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